when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen
My parents aren’t home
You know what that means
*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*
this is too accurate
*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*
I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of them.
if Benedict Cumberbatch is single and he does not call himself a cumberbatchelor he needs to rethink his life decisions
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
always listen to your heart
unless you can listen to fall out boy
then always listen to fall out boy
Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits